Have any good Myspace chain bulletins?

I would like to hear your weirdest myspace chain letter you have ever gotten. or a really fun one to do. such as the ones where you have to say wat u are depending on your marital status. for example like black skittle is happily taken and pink skittle is single and looking. like those thingys. thanks for all help!

Have any good Myspace chain bulletins?

10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE

ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker

it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.

TWO

To the people who have like 1,000 friends,

are you serious?

You don't know half of them.

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.

THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE

Quit crying

b/c you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

Appearently they don't want you on there.

ITS MYSPACE.

NOT YOURSPACE.

SIX

Who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up!!!

SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have MySpace

and look like sluts, and act like whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here. And Parents

quit blaming myspace for your kid being

a hooker, she was a hooker before

myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!

What does that say about your

parenting skills? Think about it!

EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog

tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!

This is a test to see how many people

in your friends list

actually pay attention to you.

Repost this with..

"10 Things Idiots do on Myspace"

Have any good Myspace chain bulletins?

there was a funny one where you take the name of a movie and replace onf of the words in the title wiht the word cock. (coul dbe a chicken?) like instead of Naked Gun 33 1/3 it be Naked Cock 33 1/3

hey you asked i told

Have any good Myspace chain bulletins?

no not that i know of

Have any good Myspace chain bulletins?

10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE

ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker

it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.

TWO

To the people who have like 1,000 friends,

are you serious?

You don't know half of them.

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.

THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE

Quit crying

b/c you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

Appearently they don't want you on there.

ITS MYSPACE.

NOT YOURSPACE.

SIX

Who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up!!!

SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have MySpace

and look like sluts, and act like whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here. And Parents

quit blaming myspace for your kid being

a hooker, she was a hooker before

myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!

What does that say about your

parenting skills? Think about it!

EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog

tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!

This is a test to see how many people

in your friends list

actually pay attention to you.

Repost this with..

"10 Things Idiots do on Myspace"

Have any good Myspace chain bulletins?

People like you should be tamed.